Hailey Bieber, nee Baldwin, is a lovely woman, and I wish her all the best in her marriage to Justin Bieber, truly. But I’m afraid the dear girl opened the sinkhole of an Unfortunate Trend.
I speak of her bridal train, on which the words “Til death do us part” were embroidered in large block letters. Already the early adopters in my social set are on the bandwagon.
Ovaltina, niece of my chum Gremolata Bunion (of the Newport Bunions), wants her train emblazoned with the vows she’s written for her wedding next spring.
“How about writing the whole thing in emojis?” I suggested, ignoring Gremmie’s death glare.
“They’re the hieroglyphics of our time, after all.”
There’s method to that madness — at 100 pounds soaking wet, there’s no way Ovaltina can drag the heft of 270 applique crying smiley faces all the way down the aisle.
Speaking of heavy burdens, the celebs caught in this week’s red-carpet stakeout had their own style troubles.
Let me board this Money Train, and I’ll file my report:
1 part Tuaca
2 parts apple juice
Shake ingredients in a cocktail shaker with ice. Strain into glass.